; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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