I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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