Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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