I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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