i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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