called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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