I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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