So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
FUCK WHALES
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