You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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