btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Someone came in the potted fern
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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