i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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