You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm way too hungover for life right now
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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