New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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