MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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