For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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