I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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