I got chris browned last night
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
this hospital has no fireball
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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