oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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