Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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