question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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