My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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