We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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