I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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