worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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