I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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