Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
