Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
