booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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