And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
they need to just BURY HIM!
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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