therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We are two peas in an std pod
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
