I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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