check it out our google latitudes are spooning
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
3 2 1 whiskey
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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