what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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