But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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