These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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