In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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