The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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