I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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