This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Randomize
