Buhtt sex?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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