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Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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