is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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