I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
tell me about the fingering
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