so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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