dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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