the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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