I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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