"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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