We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
