i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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