Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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