So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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