she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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