This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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