Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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